Today I was in a very bad mood, but I quickly cheered up by popping into a toy store. There I immediately spotted a girl – a Chinese knock-off of a Barbie from the “Miss World” series.

I like everything about her except her emaciated legs. She has an unusual Eastern face, gorgeous thick, lashed eyelashes, a beautiful dress, and a stand. Only idiots in China glued a flower and jewelry into her hair. But we’ll fix that carefully. The girl said her name is Nia.